The Continuing Adventures of X, Y, and Z.

A.

It started about 4 years ago. Of course just as a hypothesis. Two variables of the world collided as they do and don’t so oftenly living as parts of natural habitats. Upon the variables congregation, the scientists in the sky took note on the interesting energy reactions they had made together. The equation to make sense of these variables was believed to been lost in the dreams of before, so naturally the scientists in the sky had to find its solution! They had no choice as chosen specimens for the scientists in the sky, which is perhaps why they valued such desires. The godly creation of a woman, even by the scientist in the sky, seemed to be impossible. So, the variables created nectar of another mind with the small amount of available resources in their imprisoned home to get through the infinite days of observations. They made beer.  Here, they shared tales of once before and never again, ideas of their own wonder wasted away in the inevitable imprisonment, each day they sunk into that big blue sofa churning ideas.  X was young, Y was younger, both adult males of the human species. The sofa was a stolen gift from an old friend who felt bad. An item at the furniture warehouse was purchased, by the X in this equation, for a full undiscounted price. The employee then supplied X with a free sofa and love seat to match, relinquishing his stupidity for not discounting X’s originally purchased items in the first place. Later it was found that not only had the employee been stealing furniture to give to friends, but the management was simply just stealing money. Needless to say that particular furniture warehouse did not last long. Luckily the sofa did.

X and Y puzzled the scientists in the clouds for countless days, months, and years while further grooves and stories filled this sofa until it stank of their creation. Yet, no equation had been solved or reconciled. Mostly it seemed by the experiments that these variables chose to speak more often than listen. They spoke for the unspoken and gave them words, Robin Hoods of life, using these words as weapons, battling each other and themselves! Y found refuge in the aesthetics and X in the functions. Yet, each found argument of the other side convincing, and yet again, for each finding sprung a disappearance! There are two sides to every story but nothing on the back of this page. Time grew and the appetite for discovery was wearing thin in the sky. The scientists in the clouds were ready to mark such a case as inconclusive. The variables were ready to make their case elusive. Still the day wore on.